Stephen Colbert destroys the right with a Bud Light protest parody

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert parodied the Bud Light right-wing protest with an ad for Shaft Beer.


The ad argues that the right should drink a Shaft, “Tired of woke beer blurring gender lines, I want to drink the beer you were assigned at birth and then reach for Shaft Beer. The only brew offered in a box shaped like a penis, so you know who it’s for. Open one up and put it in your mouth. Shaft dates back to a golden age when men knew how to do crazy tricks like grabbing ass in the shower so shoot a tree today and if you want less beer try Shaft Light it’s the same beer but in a can the size of Kid Rock’s penis.”

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Conservative men have to make up for their small…spirit by hating others. Why are conservatives so obsessed with trans people? Does it really impact their lives if someone in a beer ad is trans?

Republican politics and modern American conservatism are fueled by outrage and fear. All those Tories who run over Bud Light with their trucks or shoot it with their guns are missing the point.

All those people buying Bud Light to destroy it, Anheuser-Busch stock price is reaching new heights. Anheuser-Busch doesn’t care what preservatives do with the beer after they buy it. AB still has his money.

Well done geniuses, you’re making even more money for the company you’re trying to boycott.

The only people who get the tree are those who waste their money on Bud Light because they are distracted by culture war nonsense.

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